So you're out on your third date with Betty Lou from accounting, and you two are heading to the local theater for a date. But wait! Movie theater food is too expensive, and also it is terrible except for the popcorn anyway. What do you do?

Smuggle a tablecloth and two place settings into the theater. Each place setting must have a plate, silverware, a napkin, and a glass. Add some food and - voilá - you're in business.

Snap a shot of your picnic setup as well as at least three rows of the theater seats. The best place for this is probably in front of the front row. Probably don't bring knives.